I don’t mean I’d mind being rich and famous. That’s very much on my schedule,...– Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany’s (via imadehimswearonchanel)
milkwolves: I just want to thank tumblr for providing me with knowledge, good quotes, beautiful pictures, good books, eternal fandoms, lovely people and a place to be myself. Thanks for letting me be.
If you can correctly pronounce every word in this...
crimsun: Read More Got pretty far but messed up on “aisles”… damn English as a second language.
chitzybitch: Sorry mom but I’m a bad bitch and bad bitches don’t empty the dishwasher
A dramatic Shakespearean response to every...
When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
People are so fucking dumb. Nobody reads anymore, nobody goes out and looks and...– David Bowie
imadehimswearonchanel: مآ أجمّل أنْ تصمتْ فيْ ؤجهْ منْ ينتظرْ منِك الخِصَام وما أجمل أنْ تضحك فيْ وجهْ منْ يُنتظرْ منك البكـاءْ How beautiful is it to stay silent When someone expects you to be enraged from them. And how beautiful it is to laugh When someone thinks you are going to shed tears.
plot twist: Glen Coco sent all those candy grams to himself
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